remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe
and london was smart
and maddie was dumb
and esteban was a woman
so basically they were their stereotypes
mariah carey and ariana grande getting in a fight
Imagine being pregnant in new york
and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when
"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"
when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready
*goes up to a straight couple* so who’s the silly rabbit and who’s the cinnamon apple?
he was never seen or heard from again